Sitting, Waiting, Wishing

May 30

May 29

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I love the doctor at work

• Nurse: His nose is running.
• Doctor: Do his feet smell?
• Nurse: I don't know.. is that relevant?
• Doctor: Well yeah, if his nose is running and his feet smell flip him upside down and he'll be fine.

May 28

May 27

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• Me: Remember when Chick cut off his finger so he could play football better?
• Dad: Yeah, I think Buddy should cut off his leg, might help him kick better.

May 26

The RN at work’s name is “Lenient”. So her name badge says “Lenient Registered Nurse”. I found it soooo funny.

May 19

• Me: Ohh, Ethiopian Cuisine! I wonder what they eat in Ethiopia.
• Jacinta: Rice. And dirt.

May 18

One of the carers at placement hates me so much. Hahah, i’m definetly not going to pass. I was so tired and not in the mood for her shit today, I had the biggest go at her! She thinks she knows so much more than me, when i’m actually more qualified than her.

I was feeding someone and she comes all the way to their room and says really rudely “can you hurry up, Dianne wants a coffee”. And I was just like “Sure no worries. It’s not like I can only feed as fast as she eats. I’ll force feed her so that she chokes and dies so I can make Dianne a coffee which could already be made by you if you didn’t waste your time coming in here to tell me ridiculous things”. And she’s like “We need to keep all the residents in good health, not just one”. And I was like “Oh yeah, I guess Dianne’s 4th coffee for the day is more important than Annie’s nutrition. You’re right, how irresponsible of me”. Then she had a go at me about the way I make beds and was like “what do you even learn at uni?” and I was like “With all due respect, i’m doing a $15,000 uni course. I’m not going to be spending my career making beds and coffees”.

BYE UNI GRADES.

May 15

This is me after the Crows smashed Geelong. I’m smiling because the Crows smashed Geelong. Did I mention the Crows smashing Geelong?

People at nursing homes make so many jokes about dying, it’s hilarious! Did one man’s obs this morning and he’s like “Am I gonna live until lunch? We’re having my favourite today and it’d really ruin my day if I missed out on it because I died”.

May 13

Literally can not take my eyes off of Treloar’s bum. LOOK AT IT. LOOK.

May 12

I have a real habit of acting out the names of any town I visit. For example when I went to Poole, I went swimming. When I went to Rugby, I played rugby. When I went to Bath, I took a bath. Long story short, I need bailing out of Blackburn police station.　

May 11

folkstar:

#vegan #food #tofu #yummy (Taken with instagram)

This looks SOOOO good.