December 2011
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youbetterbelievethatsapaddlin replied to your post: youbetterbelievethatsapaddlin replied to your…
he is still a useless footballer
… that’s pretty irrelevant. Evidently he knew that, hence the career change.
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youbetterbelievethatsapaddlin replied to your photo: Funniest thing i’ve read in a while.
or fraud for pretending to be a footballer
… are you serious? Brad Moran is an entrepreneur now who works entirely off of the internet and uses social networking sites like twitter to promote his products.
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Am I the only girl who prefers to be the big spoon whilst spooning? Yeah? Okay.
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youbetterbelievethatsapaddlin replied to your post: If you’re going to be involved in an off-field…
he said it was a friend of a friend and he wasnt even with the guy when he did it! shit journalism as usual from the tiser
Yeah I know, I thought it was funny how they originally made it out as if he did it. Funny how nothing can be twisted into a story so easily.
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If you’re going to be involved in an off-field scandal, pissing on a poker machine is definetely one of the more quality ones. Well done Bernie Vince!
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“Nice guys always get fucked over”. Well no, it just seems that way because nobody cares when assholes get hurt.
What I don't understand
You know how halloween is huge in America and everyone trick or treats? Well if everybody is out trick or treating, wouldn’t nobody be home to answer their door to trick or treaters?
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sexyinsafranin reblogged your post: sexyinsafranin reblogged your post: sexyinsafranin…
please for the love of god you got the reference in that. Also everyone makes fun of me because I don’t know modern…
OHHHH I GET IT NOW! hahaha. And GOOD, I’M NOT THE ONLY ONE. But on the plus side, not knowing modern music means that we don’t know modern music.
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sexyinsafranin reblogged your post: sexyinsafranin reblogged your post: Literally…
I bet you’re the only girl in the world who doesn’t know that one.
My knowledge of modern music goes about as far as I GOT DEMM MOVES LIKE JAGGER… and that’s it.
Jennifer Lopez is one of the most talentless people in the music industry, and that’s saying a lot.
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sexyinsafranin reblogged your post: Literally finding party songs to download by…
you make me feel like-la la la la l-SHUT THE FUCK UP!
Oi I actually don’t have that one yet, thanks!!!!
Literally finding party songs to download by googling the lyrics in peoples facebook status’.
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Making fun of my own football team.
Jodan: What do you reckon is in these Adelaide Crows christmas bon bons?
Me: I don't know..
Jodan: I bet there's actual crows players in them!
Me: Yeah, well I guess most bon bons have some kind of joke in them.
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zaneface replied to your post: I don’t want to live in a world where Duck Sauce…
Sigh, the thing is they had a really good song, and then Barbra Streisand happened
And then Big Bad Wolf happened and anything decent they may have ever done was made redundant.
I don’t want to live in a world where Duck Sauce can be a genuinely popular band.
How to end a painfully boring conversation
Me: What'd you do for christmas?
Them: Not much
Me: Ahk, how was your day?
Them: Alright
Me: Cool
Them: Lol
Me: I'm glad you found my use of the world "cool" so humorous that you expressed your amusement vocally.
Anonymous asked: BREASTS
zaneface:
Public Service Announcement.
If you ever think that correcting the spelling and phrasing of a drunk facebook status will be a clever and humorous thing to do, think again! Reconsider your priorities and your life in general. Because that is not a funny thing to do. Drunk facebook statuses are best left untouched, observed from afar. And you will look like a right prick.
When I have kids instead of telling them that Santa isn’t real, i’m gonna tell them that he died. That way I don’t have the guilt of having lied to my children, and I never have to buy them presents again. Genius.
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marththebland:
An entire bird just flew at me
I just ate a whole potato! And it only took half an hour and broke one of my stitches. What a joyful day!
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me: hey what's up
vegetarian: i'm a vegetarian
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folkstar replied to your post: I’m getting my wisdom teeth taken out tomorrow and…
general anesthetic is so fun ahah! when I got my appendix out they get me to count backwards from 10 and everything became about 3473 times funnier then i get to like 5 and then I was alseep!
ahaha i’m so excited! This is way better than my dad’s “you will die” theory!
I’m getting my wisdom teeth taken out tomorrow and i’m going under general anesthetic which i’ve never done before. And I was saying how I was excited because my wisdom teeth have been a bitch for the last few months. And my dad was all “what if you have a bad reaction to the anasthetic and don’t wake up?”. And I said that I wouldn’t care, because I...
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I remember seeing a post on tumblr about one direction before I knew who they were and it was like “It’s ironic that they’re called one direction since most of the members go both directions”. And now that I know who they are, I realise how hilarious that post is and I wanna reblog it but I can’t! Life is so hard :(
I hate how guys are so accepting of other guys, and are pretty much ‘bros’ after 5 minutes of meeting, whereas girls will automatically hate any other girl they meet and see them as some kind of competition for god knows what. Girls are so dumb.
I did all my christmas shopping in one hour today. $400 worth - for 8 people. It was a hell good effort. Usually i’m terrible at buying presents. For example - last year I bought my dad a shirt because I could see him wearing it. Which I later found out was because he DID wear it, because he already had it. This year I think I got some pretty good presents though! I’m so good!
I don’t understand what people mean when they say “you got sick fast”. It makes no sense at all. What are you comparing the speed that I got sick to? The only logical thing is life. Which in that case, no I did not get sick fast, it took me nearly 18 years to obtain this particular flu.
I have eaten 1 kg of pasta since last thursday. I’m thinking that this lifelong obsession with pasta is getting a little bit out of hand.
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We are having a fantastic evening!
We went to Rhett’s house for his birthday and I (Jack) got good drunk.
Now we went to maccas and got a burger each (or 3 in chelsas case) and then we got two pizzas.
Lots of love from Jack
PS Brandon didnt let us in
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“Look they’re doing a drug deal!”
– My dad upon seeing a single car parked in an otherwise empty carpark
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My dad came into my room and said “I have a great idea for your 18th. When everyone comes in, we give them a funny hat and they have to wear it all night’. I was laughing way too much to disagree.
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Me: Dad, did you come to my round table in year 9?
Dad: Yeah.
Me: Are you sure?
Dad: Yeah I remember, because you were shit.
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