January 2011
I hope they keep making Spongebob for a long time. It’s been on for over 10 years, that’s ridiculous, and it’s still going. I could never get sick of Spongebob, it’s such a creative show! I just wanna watch it FOREVER.
whereyahfrom asked: ELOOOOOODIE MY FAVE YUGO,
THANKS FOR THE FOLLOW <3
THANKS FOR THE FOLLOW <3
Post a heart in my ask box and I will lol at you
I’m sorry, but when you can name what font something is in just by looking at it, you need a life.
I just really wanna go to Uni. I’m sick of doing nothing. I never thought i’d say it, but I don’t wanna go out every night, get drunk every second night, sleep all day.
I wanna get up early, catch buses, have so much work to do that I don’t have time for anything else.
I WANT UNI!
So many people hate maths
WHY! I love maths, that’s the one thing i’m gonna miss about school.
I wasn’t good at it, but I loved when I understood something. It’s so good because there’s an answer, like only one answer, you’re either right or wrong. I love things like that. I hate when you get marked based on opinion because really it’s just what the teacher thinks of your opinion....
I feel bad
When people compliment me on things that don’t have much to do with me.
Like if someone said ‘you’re a nice person’, i feel comfortable accepting it.
But if it’s like ‘you have nice eyes’ i feel so uncomfortable saying thankyou because I didn’t really do anything yaknow!? Like, it just sounds stupid to say ‘thankyou’ when it really...
I can't multi-task
I’m not great at much anyway, but when it comes to doing two things at a time i’m hopeless. The main one that people never seem to believe me about is - I can’t eat and watch TV. If I do I usually realise that I haven’t paid attention to TV for ages, and can’t recall anything that’s happened. It seems so simple when you think about it, but it takes so much...
I'm excited
For Uni, that’s if I can ever fucken enrol.
ANYWAY - the part i’m excited for the most is the bus rides. I love buses. You know how when people go on buses they insist on bringing like every entertainment system in the world, 20 books and 3 ipods to keep them entertained? I can’t even do that, because I just love buses so much that I don’t want any distractions. I just...
IT IS INDEED YOUR SISTER MICHAEL TRAN! She looks...
gregorypeckshomeslice replied to your photo: This is me in 2007. There’s nothing in the world…
IS THAT MY SISTER?
The awkward moment when your mum’s friends tell you that your hair is perfect for an 80’s party, when you’ve done it exactly the same as every other day.
Anonymous asked: you have a fantastic name. jsyk.
ELODIE LOVES UNISA
YOU KNOW WHY I LOVE UNISA? WELL I’LL TELL YOU!
First, they didn’t let me enrol at all. Then they said to enrol this morning, so I got up bright and early and tried to get on for like 2 hours but I couldn’t get on. So I went and got food and watched a movie, came back to try and again and GUESS WHAT?
ALL THE CLASSES ARE FULL FOR ONE OF MY LESSONS.
Now you might think that by...
Wow...
Today I had 3 packets of mi goreng for breakfast, 2 pies for lunch, chicken kiev for tea, then went out at 9ish and got subway, then chicken mcbites from maccas, now i’m eating a baked potato with coleslaw..
I should stop.
The awkward moment when someone claims they don't...
Everybody likes chocolate icecream. Go wank to pictures of Dale Thomas.
;)
I feel sorry for anorexic people
Like not because of the health risks etc, just because food is SO FUCKING GOOOD!
I know people who are always like ‘I couldn’t be bothered eating today’ or ‘All I had to eat today was a piece of bread’. And it’s like why?
If you’re trying to lose weight, not eating at all doesn’t do anything. Just eat less junk and excercise more. If it’s for...
That awkward moment when everyone on your dash...
2 weeks till football. 2 weeks till football. 2 weeks till football.
I know it’s only NAB cup, and I usually hate NAB cup. But FARK this off season has been the longest 4 months of my life.
There’s no classy way to carry a half full sack of goon from my room to the fridge on the other side of the house while my whole family is sitting in the lounge room.
The sad moment when you realise that you’re sunburnt after spending all day outside, because Australian summer has sucked so badly that you forgot the need to put sunscreen on.
Only just found out my Mum has facebook
She has one friend.
While enrolling at Uni
“Your date of birth indicates that you are younger than 17 years old or older than 99 years old. Please ensure your date of birth is recorded correctly.”
Thanks for that.
itzjustlovee asked: hey i lost 8 pounds in a week off this diet, you dont have to watch what you eat or exercise its really good. you can eat all those foods we reblog and no worries hehe here is the site http://news-6-report.com/-diet
So So SOO many times
I’ve liked a post to either listen to/watch later, or to reblog later, or just to have there to look at.
In all the time i’ve been on tumblr and about 900 liked posts later, I have never even started to look at any posts that i’ve liked.
“Did you hear you can find out if you’re gonna pass your uni course? Hold...”
– My dickhead brother
My family were so proud of me getting into Uni
Jodan: You’re an idiot, you could have already been working and have so much money. Uni is a waste of time as if you’re gonna bother going. Just get a job!
Mum: Well i’d be a bit worried if you didn’t get in! It’s pretty easy to get into Uni these days. Of course you were gonna get in! People can get in with like 50 TER’s.
Dad: Why are you doing nursing? Do...
I just cut my finger really badly and it probably needs stitches, but i’ll just use liquid stitches so i don’t have to go get it done. Know what I cut it on?
ALUMINIUM FOIL.
What even…
My Dad never exaggerates.
Dad: What'd you do last night?
Me: A scavenger hunt.
Dad: What kind of stuff do you do in a scavenger hunt!
Me: I dunnoo, like we had to have a video of buying an icecream then dropping it in front of the person we bought it from, and a picture of one of us with a cat on our head.
Dad: Did you hear that Michele, they bought an icecream and threw it in someones face, then headbutted a cat and killed it!
nobodygetstosalsa asked: ELODIE! I know two other people who are doing nursing at UniSA.
Is everyone doing nursing there? (because 3 people is very obviously EVERYONE)
Is everyone doing nursing there? (because 3 people is very obviously EVERYONE)
On the topic of my stupid cousin
One of my cousins is getting married right, and we were talking about it a while ago and she’s like ‘are you going to the wedding?’ and i’m like ‘yeah, if i have to. are you?’ and she’s like ‘are you kidding! he’s hot - he’ll have heaps of hot friends.’
Excuse me… did you just call our cousin hot? Wow.
UNI SA
Is actually ridiculous. Every single day, I get at least 1 letter. I got 2 yesterday. I haven’t been reading them, just putting them in a plastic sleeve. And the plastic sleeve is like full. Is my whole fucken coursework in there in secret code or something?
BLOODY UNI, can you not just wait until I start there to tell me all the important stuff?! thanks.
Someone just said I look like my cousin
My 15 year old cousin who buys all her clothes from supre and has slept with pretty much every wog in Adelaide.
BRB - KILLING MYSELF.
I just watched a movie called Julie & Julia or something.. and it went for 3 hours, and it was about cooking. And I watched the WHOLE thing. A 3 hour movie about cooking.. I really have to get a hobby.