December 2010
Seeing arguments on facebook about whether it's...
Me: Dad, is tomorrow gonna start a new decade?
Dad: .. A decade is ten years. Every ten years is a new decade. So yeah, a new decade will start.
Me: But are you sure it wasn't last year?
Dad: Well, it was last year too, it's always the start of a new decade, because a decade is ten years.
Me: HUH
Dad: Well depends when you're going from. If you're counting from 10 years ago, then yeah it's a new decade, because it's been ten years.
Me: ... Why did I ask you.
Is it weird?
That my cousin is getting married in like a month, and he still lives with his parents? I don’t know why, but I just found it so incredibly hilarious!
I love
People that come into my house and treat it like home. Like go through the cupboards and the fridge and just take what they want. It makes me feel much more comfortable than someone being like ‘can i have a drink?’ or ‘can i have something to eat?’ coz it makes me feel like i’m superior to them or something. Like they have to ask me permission to consume food and/or...
Oh, man, this is even more intense than that time...
flyingtophats:
YES, this used to be my favourite thing on family guy EVER.
Tonight
Me and Chelsea went to see Harry Potter, but then there wasn’t many seats left for it and we didn’t wanna be in a heaps crowded cinema so we’re like we’ll just see something else! And the line was hell long but we didn’t even decide in time, we’d just narrowed it down to ‘Little Fockers’ or ‘Tron’. Everyone says Little Fockers is shit,...
I'm losing it
Chelsea’s allergic to wheat and I just asked if she could eat popcorn -.- IT’S CORN, WHAT THE FUCK AM I ON ABOUT?
My parents are away for 2 nights
AND I’M ACTUALLY SO STRESSED.
Like, there is not enough time to do everything! I had people over last night, so the house is fairly messy, then they didn’t leave till 5:20 PM today, and I have to go out again at 6 PM, so I had like 40 minutes to shower, make food, feed the dog, clean the house and do EVERYTHING. And it’s just so ridiculous!
On the bright side i’m about to...
Two of the best footballers of the decade, Andrew Mcleod and Jason Akermanis. I just finished Mcleod’s book and i’m reading Aker’s now. There’s a slight change in tone between them.
First few lines of Mcleod’s: ‘I am born from Mother Earth and one day I will return to her. This story is a part of my journey, about a boy with a dream, on a journey, faced with...
My favourite part of christmas
Was when I woke up at 8, and my Dad had already started opening my presents and sorting them into what he wants and what I can have.
Hahah, that man is a character.
Nobody can ever understand how much I hate the song ‘Stay the Night’ by James Blunt. I love everything, but even though James Blunt is actually amazing, I would backhand him just for releasing that shit.
folkstar asked: MERRY CHRISTMAS, BOO.
HAVE A FABULOUS DAY. XOXO
HAVE A FABULOUS DAY. XOXO
bocchan-butlerbait asked: Merry Christmas :)
i hope you have an amazing day!!!
and i hope 2011 will be everything you want :D
i hope you have an amazing day!!!
and i hope 2011 will be everything you want :D
folkstar asked: MERRY CHRISTMAS, BOO.
HAVE A FABULOUS DAY. XOXO
HAVE A FABULOUS DAY. XOXO
bocchan-butlerbait asked: Merry Christmas :)
i hope you have an amazing day!!!
and i hope 2011 will be everything you want :D
i hope you have an amazing day!!!
and i hope 2011 will be everything you want :D
Last night ELodie and I ended up in someones house...
Nothing was funnier and/or scarier than this.
SURVIVOR
IS SUCH A GOOD SHOW.
I reckon me and my dad have watched pretty much every season. I hate the part where their family members come. And Chase promised Fabio he’d take him on the reward coz he doesn’t get to see his mum much, and he didn’t. And Fabio cried SO MUCH. And it actually made me cry, because I have a mad soft spot for Fabio. I’M SO GAY.
I HATE REALITY TV.
I ACTUALLY LAUGHED SO MUCH.
I realised today that the majority of conversations I have with my friends go like this:
Person A: (somthing semi important)
Person B: mewmewmewmewmewmewmew
Person A: CUNT
Person B: mewmewmewmewmewmewmew
Person A: mewmewmewmewmewmewmew
Persons B+C: mewmewmewmewmewmewmew
and then it just continues like that
I’m a very strong believer of everybody deserving life and everybody being beautiful.
But sometimes I wonder about David Guetta.
Dad: Have you seen riewoldt's nude photos?
Me: No, not yet.
Dad: I have, a guy came into work and had them on his phone.
Me: And how was it?
Dad: Oh.. It was great.
Me: Does he have a nice body?
Dad: I guess?
Me: Does he have a nice penis?
Dad: Why would I be looking at that!?
Me: How long is it?
Dad: SHUT UP.
Uni SA rang me today
Uni guy: So do you remember what ATAR score you got?
Me: Yeah I think it was like.. 74.1 or something.
Uni guy: Okay your recalculated score with bonus points for nursing is.. 92.1
Me: SHIT, ARE YOU FOR REAL?
Uni guy: Yeah. Well done, you did really good subjects that relate to your course.
Me: Shit.. i'm bloody good.
Uni guy: That's the attitude we wanna see!
Do people not realise what money the donate to PETA is more than likely going to? Do they realise how many ad campaigns PETA has, and how they have all these celebrities and special effects in the ads? They more than likely put a good amount of donated money into promotions rather than animal care. If you really care about animals, donate to the animal welfare league yeah? ORR let animals live in...
One of my favourite parts of the weekend
Guy at Hungry Jacks: What are you guys doing tonight? Jack: HER! /points at me Guy at Hungry Jacks: … Nice choice.
I love when Jack’s embarrasing!
Dinner conversation #95911
Dad: My dad was an alcoholic but I don't even like drinking.
Me: It must skip a generation coz Jodan is a mad alcoholic.
Jodan: Elodie, you're worse than me. It must skip TWO generations.
Me: Jodan.. we're the same generation.
Jodan: What? I thought each person was a new generation.
Me: Which brings us back to the original point. Jodan's an alcoholic.
Finished christmas shopping
Hell good effort i’d say. All wrapped and everything too. I’m a last minute shopper, but I got it done pretty quick this year!
If anyone thinks they’re bad at wrapping presents, feel free to come look at mine to make you feel better.
I hate funerals
But then I like them, because it brings everyone together. I’ve been to no joke, i reckon about 15 funerals. I’m 16 and have been to so many funerals. It’s not good! I hate religious funerals. And Italian funerals. But the worst is religious italian funerals. They say some religious shit that I don’t care about, then everyone has to repeat it in Italian. Funniest shit, me...
I have the biggest bruise ever on my tit. I didn’t even know you could get bruises on your tit? Well of course you can, but I have no clue how it could have happened. It’s so ugly, but it doesn’t even hurt :|
We had a family dinner last night, everyone was invited except me and my brother. Like.. literally everyone in the family. I can feel the love. Anyway my dad told me...
Anonymous asked: It's a secret. I walked past you in the food court. I think you were walking towards friends? So, no, you didn't notice me.
Anonymous asked: It's a secret. I walked past you in the food court. I think you were walking towards friends? So, no, you didn't notice me.
I should start listening to different music
Blasting Jack Johnson because there’s noone home really doesn’t have the same effect as blasting dance music or something with bass.
BUT OH MY GOD, I’m in love with ‘From the Clouds’ by Jack Johnson so much! I never really noticed it as being so good the first 30 times I listened to it but it’s so amazing! I wanna marry it.
I had a dream last night that we had...
Anonymous asked: I saw you at TTP on Tuesday.
Anonymous asked: I saw you at TTP on Tuesday.
School results
I am so incredibly happy with my ATAR. I can’t actually remember it… hahaha, it was either 73 or 74 point something rather. I’m such an idiot. Anyway, I expected to get so much less, since I failed every biology test it was a bit of a surprise to get a 14.5 in it. I can easily get into my uni course with my score. I needed a 65 to get into UniSA or 70 to get into Adelaide Uni,...
“I read somewhere that you’ve got to beware, you can’t believe everything you read.”
I really like this Jack Johnson lyric, because I like ironic things.
My dad’s second cousin from Croatia just added me and my brother on facebook. I guess there isn’t many Kraniac’s in Australia so it would be easy for him to find us. He’s pretty funny. He’s living on our fucken land! My grandma left us the biggest block of land ever, and the cunt is living on it.
Me, Jodan and my dad are talking to him and telling him that we have 2...
Things I say far too much:
It’s all good
Sharing is caring
It’s all your fault
Sick
Knowledge is power
Big galoot
Cunt
Have a good life
What?
Oh my god
I reckon it’ll be easiest to just stop talking.
Don't blame Adelaide for you being such a boring...
“When I got up this morning I had to keep my eyes open with matchsticks. Then I...”
– My dad
I went to bed at about 7 AM yesterday.. well not bed.. I went to couch at about 7 AM yesterday, and woke up at like midday. So I was like ‘may as well stay up now’. Went to sleep at 3:00 PM, and i’ve been sick lately so I had a strepsil in my mouth, the ones that numb your throat. And I slept for two hours with it in my mouth, and one side of my mouth is completely numb. It feels...
