February 2012
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thesexlessinnkeeper replied to your photo: Yeah hey, I would MUCH rather have my newsfeed… … why are you friends with Chelc on Facebook anyway?! Ahh i’m not! It came up in my little sidebar thing that someone liked it. I don’t even know who she is!
Feb 24th
Feb 24th
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Feb 23rd
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World's saddest story →
the-absolute-funniest-posts: FOLLOW this blog, get free ham =D In year 9 I wrote a creative writing story just like this, about all the fruits making friends then dying. And my teacher thought it was the best thing EVER, and asked if she could keep it and submit it to all these places. She was a crackpot.
Feb 23rd
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My dad literally just tried to get something out of the toaster with a fork while the power was on. I don’t understand how he’s lived for 58 years.
Feb 22nd
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Me: I forgot my keys can you open the door in your room so I can get in?
Jodan: If you say please.
Me: Can you PLEASE open the door in your room?
Jodan: No, fuck off.
Feb 22nd
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Feb 20th
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I have had 265 followers for longer than I can remember. Someone should either follow or unfollow me. :-)
Feb 20th
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zaneface replied to your post: Do you know what’s worse than the movie “Scott Pilgrim VS The World”? wrong Oh sorry, there is one thing! Michael Cera’s acting career.
Feb 20th
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Do you know what's worse than the movie "Scott...
Nothing.
Feb 20th
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Feb 19th
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Feb 19th
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Feb 19th
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neneleakesweave: wow those leggings really compliment the outline of your vagina 
Feb 19th
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Feb 19th
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Feb 19th
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Love drunk Jack!
folkstar: Jack: “I’ll buy you a lemonade” Me: “I don’t drink lemonade” Jack: “I’ll buy you a sprite!”
Feb 18th
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Feb 18th
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Feb 18th
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Seen so many people lately saying others are stupid for dropping out of school. Just sayin’ my brother dropped out in year 10 and is now 20 with his own house and two cars… 
Feb 16th
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I am being abused by a negro twitter user by the name of “PEACHEZ MINAJ” for stating that I think the illuminati is bullshit. Apparently “mayb 2 u but ppl have thier eyes open”. Well i’m convinced. 
Feb 16th
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Feb 16th
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Feb 14th
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Feb 14th
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“I find it really attractive and appealing when you talk about being forever...”
– Noone
Feb 14th
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People who hate valentines day are absolute idiots. “Oh you should buy gifts for the person you love anyday”. Well yeah, this is just a way of celebrating your love. “Oi christmas is stupid, you should buy all your friends and family gifts everyday”. “Easter is stupid you should buy all your friends and family chocolate everyday”. “Birthdays are stupid,...
Feb 14th
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Feb 13th
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Feb 13th
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deadsleep: Tumblr, the place where straight people get offended if you say Faggot and gay people laugh at it.
Feb 13th
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Just letting you all know that I like The Big Bang Theory. Feel free to unfollow.
Feb 13th
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Feb 13th
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Feb 13th
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If you ever feel like you’re wasting your life, just watch a documentary about the illuminati in the music industry, and you’ll feel much more important in comparison to the people who make up this shit.
Feb 12th
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Feb 12th
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Feb 12th
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Feb 12th
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Feb 12th
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WatchWatch
Hahahah, oh my god! Best troll ever.
Feb 12th
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operator: 911, please hold.
me: stop murdering me for a sec; we're on hold.
murderer: ok
Feb 11th
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You know how people say you shouldn’t post jokes about dead celebrities out of respect for their family? Well I just checked, and nobody who is related to Whitney Houston is following me, so am I allowed to post a joke from twitter? Thanks! What was Whitney Houston’s last hit? A crack pipe. 
Feb 11th
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Feb 11th
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Feb 11th
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I need to clear something up. Guys who say they can’t get a girl because they’re a nice guy are idiots. There are one of two reasons that you can’t get a girl if you’re a nice guy. 1. You’re boring. There’s a thin line between nice and boring, and you’re over that line. You have nothing interesting to say ever. 2. You’re a whiney bitch who blames...
Feb 9th
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Feb 8th
Feb 8th
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oliviadehavillands: you were hot until i saw that you had no chest hair Freaks me out when guys have REALLY smooth skin, makes them look about 14!
Feb 8th
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Feb 8th
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lemon-lime-embittered replied to your post: Why did you end up in hospital on your birthday?????? So you’ll be posting the story later right? NO, I’M SICK OF THE STORY! It’s all over facebook if you look hard enough anyway.
Feb 8th
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Anonymous asked: Why did you end up in hospital on your birthday??????
Feb 8th
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ihateyouallyourmomsawhore replied to your post: Guys think girls have too high standards, Girls… you should run for prime minister haha alrightt!! And the first thing i’ll do is order a massive group orgy.
Feb 7th
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