Sitting, Waiting, Wishing
diet-coke-and-a-salad:

It is possible to be an atheist without finding solace in religious people dying. How fucking rude, and yes I know there are Christians that want us dead but take the high road for fucks sake. 

When that Westboro church guy died, you implied you wished all the others would die too. YOU HYPOCRITE.

diet-coke-and-a-salad:

It is possible to be an atheist without finding solace in religious people dying. How fucking rude, and yes I know there are Christians that want us dead but take the high road for fucks sake. 

When that Westboro church guy died, you implied you wished all the others would die too. YOU HYPOCRITE.

I think one of the main mistakes in relationships is the “we have to be together forever” mindset. I’ve talked about it with my boyfriend and I know it’s more than likely I won’t be with him forever, which is fine cause right now we’re enjoying each others company. Live in the present!

Family Photo!

My boobs suddenly grew 2 cup sizes and now I have to throw out ALL THESE BRAS. So sad :(

On Monday night I was at the pub and there was a little paper sign advertising an app for live ashes scores. And I looked at it then looked at the TV and the score on the ad was the same as the live score. And I freaked out and was like to Daiki “HOW DOES IT UPDATE THE SCORE!? IT’S A PIECE OF PAPER!”. Turns out it was just the biggest coincidence in the world and I looked like a big dumb idiot.

I had an argument with my boyfriend and i was purposely being annoying while he was ignoring me then he pretended to punch me and I thought he was actually going to punch me and I got so scared I had a semi panic attack and was like crying and laughing at how stupid I am at the same time.

I rule at relationships!

This is great. Reminds me of a House quote:

House: Wow, you’re ugly.
Patient: You’re an ass, I have a deformity.
House: I know, that’s why you’re ugly.

And also, I would like to see one of those girls who posts their boobs and is like “ohhh de-sexualising boobs” to post a nice close up of their vagina.

I really don’t get why people get pissed off about boobs being “over-sexualised”. Do what you please with them, but boobs will always be an intimate and private body part. If guys started posting their willies everyone, people would freak out. 

I think people are just running out of things to get pissed off about.

When I was single I always laughed at couples who fought a lot, but now I realise what it’s like when someone gets angry at you over literally nothing and ignores you for no reason and you just want to kill them then bring them back to life so you can kill them again.

In my opinion, The Hunger Games is pretty overrated. Well the first movie, I haven’t read the books or seen the most recent movie so I can’t comment there. I just find it weird that such an interesting and captivating storyline can make such a dull and boring movie. Hopefully the second one has some spark to it!

My girlfriend dumped me saying I don’t live up to her black ex-boyfriend.

"When you can do what a black man can do, get back in touch," she laughed.

So after three months of trying, I’ve sent her a video of me peeling a banana with my feet.

I await her apology…

Why is there always that urge to be single so you can have the excitement of the start of a relationship again when all it would do is put you in the same position in a year anyway? LIFE IS DUMB.

Could the guy who won Beauty and the Geek look anymore like Gimli from Lord of the Rings?