When I was single I always laughed at couples who fought a lot, but now I realise what it’s like when someone gets angry at you over literally nothing and ignores you for no reason and you just want to kill them then bring them back to life so you can kill them again.
In my opinion, The Hunger Games is pretty overrated. Well the first movie, I haven’t read the books or seen the most recent movie so I can’t comment there. I just find it weird that such an interesting and captivating storyline can make such a dull and boring movie. Hopefully the second one has some spark to it!
My girlfriend dumped me saying I don’t live up to her black ex-boyfriend.
"When you can do what a black man can do, get back in touch," she laughed.
So after three months of trying, I’ve sent her a video of me peeling a banana with my feet.
I await her apology…
Why is there always that urge to be single so you can have the excitement of the start of a relationship again when all it would do is put you in the same position in a year anyway? LIFE IS DUMB.
I’ve mentioned having a boyfriend/being in a relationship 4 times since last night. Take a guess.
Told my boyfriend I was seeing and hearing things at night so he left one of his cross earrings here to protect me. Too cute, I wanna squeeze him till he explodes.
I honestly don’t understand why so many women join women only gyms cause they “don’t want to get judged”. I go to a gym with a womens only room and I HATE it in there. 90% of the girls do absoloutely nothing, they just walk on treadmills and chat. And if you lift weights you get stared at by everyone like “omg girls cant lift weights, theyll get muscly and gross”. In the main gym, no guys even look at you because they’re too self absorbed to care. Join a regular gym and as long as you don’t dress like an absolute tart, noone will notice you.
One time my cousin didn’t talk to me for 18 months because she found out I associate with Australians and not just Italians. I’m getting the Asian boyfriend bombshell ready to drop next time she talks to me. Maybe i’ll make it in to a fun rhyme like:
"You’re racist as crap, my boyfriend is a Jap".
So last week me and my boyfriend were swimming in my parents pool. I look down and my WHOLE BOOB is hanging out my bikini. And my boyfriend didn’t bother to tell me.
I think people go wrong in their relationships when they depend on the person too much. People who actively seek relationships seem to mess them up the most. Like I was fine being single, and I would be fine being single again if I needed to. I love being in a relationship, but I don’t NEED a relationship. People seem to think that the point of life is to find someone you love and marry them which just isn’t true at all.
More people should learn to love themselves before they try and love someone else!