Sitting, Waiting, Wishing

Just checked that picture and it actually has closer to 45,000 notes. Holy moly.

I haven’t used tumblr properly in probably over a year so before I started using it again I thought i’d recap my timeline of tumblr.

  • Got tumblr, didn’t really know how to use it. Just reblogged photos of dogs.
  • Started to write some really bad and lame text posts.
  • Started to occassionally write a funny text post.
  • Gained a couple of hundred followers.
  • Started to write controversial text posts.
  • Lost lots of followers.
  • Gained more followers from people who were massive dicks like me.
  • Got heaps of hate mail because brandon posted homophobic stuff on my page.
  • Screenshotted a picture on facebook which went on to get over 20k notes.
  • Stopped using tumblr because my entire newsfeed was literally just people reblogging that photo.

Now I am so bored I have come back. Hello old friends!

P.s. People are still reblogging that photo. wtf.

premiium:

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

walkingmyhellhound:

If I’ve learned anything from video games, it is that when you meet enemies, it means that you’re going in the right direction.

that’s really inspiring

holy fucking shit

diet-coke-and-a-salad:

It is possible to be an atheist without finding solace in religious people dying. How fucking rude, and yes I know there are Christians that want us dead but take the high road for fucks sake. 

When that Westboro church guy died, you implied you wished all the others would die too. YOU HYPOCRITE.

diet-coke-and-a-salad:

It is possible to be an atheist without finding solace in religious people dying. How fucking rude, and yes I know there are Christians that want us dead but take the high road for fucks sake. 

When that Westboro church guy died, you implied you wished all the others would die too. YOU HYPOCRITE.

I think one of the main mistakes in relationships is the “we have to be together forever” mindset. I’ve talked about it with my boyfriend and I know it’s more than likely I won’t be with him forever, which is fine cause right now we’re enjoying each others company. Live in the present!

Family Photo!

My boobs suddenly grew 2 cup sizes and now I have to throw out ALL THESE BRAS. So sad :(

On Monday night I was at the pub and there was a little paper sign advertising an app for live ashes scores. And I looked at it then looked at the TV and the score on the ad was the same as the live score. And I freaked out and was like to Daiki “HOW DOES IT UPDATE THE SCORE!? IT’S A PIECE OF PAPER!”. Turns out it was just the biggest coincidence in the world and I looked like a big dumb idiot.

I had an argument with my boyfriend and i was purposely being annoying while he was ignoring me then he pretended to punch me and I thought he was actually going to punch me and I got so scared I had a semi panic attack and was like crying and laughing at how stupid I am at the same time.

I rule at relationships!

This is great. Reminds me of a House quote:

House: Wow, you’re ugly.
Patient: You’re an ass, I have a deformity.
House: I know, that’s why you’re ugly.

And also, I would like to see one of those girls who posts their boobs and is like “ohhh de-sexualising boobs” to post a nice close up of their vagina.

I really don’t get why people get pissed off about boobs being “over-sexualised”. Do what you please with them, but boobs will always be an intimate and private body part. If guys started posting their willies everyone, people would freak out. 

I think people are just running out of things to get pissed off about.

When I was single I always laughed at couples who fought a lot, but now I realise what it’s like when someone gets angry at you over literally nothing and ignores you for no reason and you just want to kill them then bring them back to life so you can kill them again.

In my opinion, The Hunger Games is pretty overrated. Well the first movie, I haven’t read the books or seen the most recent movie so I can’t comment there. I just find it weird that such an interesting and captivating storyline can make such a dull and boring movie. Hopefully the second one has some spark to it!